Holy shit, this was amazing.
Ok, so Crendor basically ignored the rules. I can deal with that. Everyone playing seemed to be enjoying it, and I think chat was enjoying it, and I can confirm that I enjoyed it. It was a glorious, hilarious shit show that exceeded my expectations. I was actually laughing at many points, almost as much as the cast were.
Oh, and if Jesse wasn't channeling Teen Girl Squad with that voice, I'll eat... meatballs?