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Parody Tribute 1: Ekishnugal (Draft Horse)

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court-of-swords

(Landwaker) #1

Just a bit of fun with lazy editing. Lyrics:

Yeah, y'all know what it is
Ekishnugal
Draft Horse
Uh huh, let's neigh

I knew you were
You were gonna come in here
And here you are
But you better show a bit more fear
'Cause we, we can do much more than just singing
Yeah hear us sing, sacrificing

Dwarf dear come split the party
We like it that you're not smarty
But don’t make us your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know we've got lots of spores
Kushy do you dare to do this
'Cause you're fightin' fungi as a draft horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A mushroom storm, mushroom storm
'Cause once you’re in, once you’re in
There’s no going back

It's so dark
Yeah firbolgs don't have darkvision
Could be a shark
Yeah we are down with shark fishin'
But don't go far
We can't let you get away, can’t get away

You're the food for a great god baby
There's no "no" here and there's no "maybe"
So you be sure, you're gonna give it up to me
Up to me, give it up to me

So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know we've got lots of spores
Kushy do you dare to do this
'Cause you're fightin' fungi as a draft horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A mushroom storm, mushroom storm
'Cause once you’re in, once you’re in
There’s no going back

Uh, he’s a beast
A giant spider
Can climb the walls but
Don't wanna rider
Be careful
Try not to fall so long
If someone's naughty with Naadi
Then they sure must be strong

You got sent by the spirits to meet her
But you won't get the chance to greet her
'Cause we're here now and we'll do our part
To eat you like we eat her
You motley bunch of misfits you ain't got no shining armor
We gonna put you in the corners
We gonna put you in a coma

Woo! Damn it's going down
Chat so mad
Can't see but Kush don’t care
He made the giant centipedes
To make the DM pull his hair
His friends are fightin' hard
Might be enough to make us goo
But Kush fail that death save
We want you to come too

So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know we've got lots of spores (you should know)
Kushi do you dare to do this
'Cause you're fightin' fungi as a draft horse (like a dark horse)
Are you ready for, ready for (ready for)
A mushroom storm, a mushroom storm (a perfect storm)
'Cause once you’re in, once you’re in (mine)
There’s no going back


[COURT OF SWORDS // PRIMORDIAL ARC // E01] Spore You There, I'm Toadally Confused
(TyrannosaurusRektz) #2

Can I like this more than once? I wanna do it like...a hundred times.

This is pretty great...Please, if you get the chance to make more I will happily listen


(Landwaker) #3

Thanks so much for the kind words; when I ran out of steam yesterday I quickly posted it so I couldn't delete it today, and I greatly appreciate your response. Cheers!


(QConsolidated) #4

This is fantastic. :itmejp10:


(HellsCreso) #5

Great stuff duder, going to be listening to it multiple times today :itmejp10:


(Mudbucketguy) #6

Freaking Love it. Hope JP plays it during the next show.


(Twitch: uzling) #7

And this is literally why I love Rollplay so much, the amazing fans who love what JP/Adam and all the talented streamers do. The talent... and the amount of fan made pictures/music and properly more than I can imagine makes me smile every day. It's great to be apart of something this great, makes me want to wake up every day to find out what's next in the Rollplay universe.


(Possibly Batman) #8

HAhaha I love this :itmejpheart: Thank you for sharing and putting your time into it!


(BorisIgnatievich) #9

this is ridiculous and i love it so.

bravo


(DarthSinistrous) #10

(sounds of standing ovation)