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FFXIV Year of the Cock(Rooster/Chocobo)

So for those interested, FFXIV is having a new yearly event called Heavensturm. Reason I bring it up, is because the questline is basically about you trying to get Eorzeans into celebrating the Year of the Cock. After all, Eorzea has some of the biggest cocks in all of the lands. But the representative from the Far East keeps getting looks of revulsion and anger everytime he asks people if they want to touch his yellow cock.* So, if y’all feel interested, please come in and join the fun.

*All dialogue is directly referenced from the quest dialogue. Yes, Square Enix went there. And yes, he is referring to Chocobos as proxies for roosters.

Also, when you complete the quest(ten-fifteen minutes maybe?) you can look like this!

Because who doesn’t want to be a Miqo’te dressed up as Santa wearing a chocobo on his head?

is that a helmet of the royal family? fascinating attire! is this a photograph of you. people look so strange.

Yes Pi. I am a cat person who crossed a dimensional barrier and stole one of the last remaining relics of the Royal Family of Onintza.