Just a bit of fun with lazy editing. Lyrics:
Yeah, y’all know what it is
Ekishnugal
Draft Horse
Uh huh, let’s neigh
I knew you were
You were gonna come in here
And here you are
But you better show a bit more fear
'Cause we, we can do much more than just singing
Yeah hear us sing, sacrificing
Dwarf dear come split the party
We like it that you’re not smarty
But don’t make us your enemy, your enemy, your enemy
So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know we’ve got lots of spores
Kushy do you dare to do this
‘Cause you’re fightin’ fungi as a draft horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A mushroom storm, mushroom storm
'Cause once you’re in, once you’re in
There’s no going back
It’s so dark
Yeah firbolgs don’t have darkvision
Could be a shark
Yeah we are down with shark fishin’
But don’t go far
We can’t let you get away, can’t get away
You’re the food for a great god baby
There’s no “no” here and there’s no “maybe”
So you be sure, you’re gonna give it up to me
Up to me, give it up to me
So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know we’ve got lots of spores
Kushy do you dare to do this
‘Cause you’re fightin’ fungi as a draft horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A mushroom storm, mushroom storm
'Cause once you’re in, once you’re in
There’s no going back
Uh, he’s a beast
A giant spider
Can climb the walls but
Don’t wanna rider
Be careful
Try not to fall so long
If someone’s naughty with Naadi
Then they sure must be strong
You got sent by the spirits to meet her
But you won’t get the chance to greet her
'Cause we’re here now and we’ll do our part
To eat you like we eat her
You motley bunch of misfits you ain’t got no shining armor
We gonna put you in the corners
We gonna put you in a coma
Woo! Damn it’s going down
Chat so mad
Can’t see but Kush don’t care
He made the giant centipedes
To make the DM pull his hair
His friends are fightin’ hard
Might be enough to make us goo
But Kush fail that death save
We want you to come too
So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know we’ve got lots of spores (you should know)
Kushi do you dare to do this
‘Cause you’re fightin’ fungi as a draft horse (like a dark horse)
Are you ready for, ready for (ready for)
A mushroom storm, a mushroom storm (a perfect storm)
'Cause once you’re in, once you’re in (mine)
There’s no going back