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Big, Big Bergy (Berg enlarge) (Song Idea) (Request?)


(TheDesec) #1

I got this song idea but no musical talent… but I think this could be fun… a clash between Court of Swords and Jennifer Lopez (Booty)!

There are different versions (Pitbull and Iggy Azalea, both videos show a lot of booties, so maybe a little NSFW)

Big, big booty, what you got a big booty
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty
Big, big booty, what you
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Oh)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Charge)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Berg)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic (Berg enlarge)
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty (My baby, uh)
You're gorgeous
I mean you’re fine
You’re sexy
But most of all
You are just absolutely booty-full
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Berg enlarge)
You're monstrous
I mean you’re fine
You're scary
But most of all
You are just absolutely raging
Have you seen her
On the dance floor
She got the boom, shake the room
That’s the lightning and the thunder
You wanna meet her
You wanna touch her
See the light in her eyes
And it starts to make you wonder
Have you seen him
On the kill floor
He got the boom, shake the room
Emp'ror Fei says he's sorry (Berg)
Don't want to meet him
In his rage
See the light in his eyes
And it starts to make you wonder (is it over?)
All the sexy girls in the party
Go and grab a man, bring him to the dance floor
Go on let them jeans touch you while you're dancing
It’s his birthday, give him what he ask for
(Let me show you how to do it)
All the puny people in the party
And the monsters all around us - it's a kill floor
Just go wild, take'em out while you're raging
Rush in front, give'em what they ask for
(Let me show you how to do it)
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty (work)
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty (shake that)
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty (go work)
Big, big booty, what you
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Berg)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Charge)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Go to work)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic (Berg enlarge)
The way she moves
I know you want her
She light the fire, get you right
That’s the lightning and the thunder
You wanna meet her
You gotta touch her
Hold on tight for the ride
'Cause you know you wanna love her
The way he moves
He's ber(g)zerking
He light the fire, get you right
That’s the lightning and the thunder
Don't want to meet him
In his rage
Hold on tight for the ride
'Cause you know that he is danger [sense, Adam]
All the sexy girls in the party
Go and grab a man, bring him to the dance floor
Go on let them jeans touch you while you're dancing
It’s his birthday, give him what he ask for
(Let me show you how to do it)
All the puny people in the party
And the monsters all around us - it's a kill floor
Just go wild, take'em out while you're raging
Rush in front, give'em what they ask for
(Let me show you how to do it)
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty (work)
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty (shake that)
Big, big booty, what you got a big booty (go work)
Big, big booty, what you a big booty
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Berg)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Charge)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Go to work)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic (Berg enlarge)
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty everywhere
Look at her booty, stop, stare
They love that booty, hell yeah
The way she twerk it, not fair
She got a booty, that’ll swallow a thong
And if you do it better do it dirty all night long
Booty, toot it, boot it, you know the plan
So much booty, she could supply the demand
I wanna take that big ‘ol booty shopping at the mall
I wanna pick it up and put that booty in my car
Baby your booty is a movie star
Oscar award winner of them all, now give me that
Berg, Berg, Berg, Berg, Berg everywhere
Look at Berg, stop, stare
They love that Berg, hell yeah
The way he swings it, Emp'ror Fei
He got that hammer that'll swallow a soul
Get a flashback and mybe lose his control

(Here should be more)
Mesmerized by the size of it
You can fight it if you like take your time
I can guarantee you’ll have the time of your life
Throw up your hands if you love a big booty
Mesmerized by the size of him
You can fight him if you like take your time
I can guarantee you’ll have the time of your life
Throw up your hands if you love a big Berg (Berg)
Big big big big big big booty, what you
Big big big big big big booty, what you
Big big big big big big, big big big
(Let me show you how to do it)
(Work)
(Shake that)
(Go to work)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Berg)
Big, big Bergy, torle magic, big Bergy (Charge)
Big big big big big big, big big big
(Let me show you how to do it)
(Charge)
(Go to work)
(Berg enlarge)

Feel free to add, change, modify, switch, rewrite :stuck_out_tongue:


(Landwaker) #2

I confess I hadn’t heard the song previously, and having listened it’s a bit intimidating for my voice/style capabilities. But it’s very cool to see song requests, let alone lyric ideas, so if no one else steps up I’ll give it a go after what I’ve got queued up for this month. Despite my headset mike and free software, I do have a minimum quality standard, but I’ll see what I can do. Cheers!


(Landwaker) #3

Well @AdamKoebel asked me on stream to do a song called “My Body is a Disneyland” from the POV of @ShaBooZey, and now your request isn’t looking so tough anymore! :blush:


(TheDesec) #4

Hey man, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do (!?)

This post was a brain-fart of mine and I’ve been feeling really awkward ever since I’ve posted it :itmejpfml::itmejpnation:


(Landwaker) #5

Hey no worries, I feel there’s some awkwardness in all creativity. I guessed that my newest try would get the most response, but thus far (beyond the startling stream shoutout) it’s the opposite. All a matter of timing and retweets it seems. The stakes are so low though, and as long as one enjoys the process and no harm is done, what’s the problem? If just a few others find some fun in it, that’s all gravy. It’s what I’m telling myself anyway, cheers.